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“Sexy” Halloween costumes are nothing new, but there is such a thing as going too far with the whole “sexy” angle.

Want proof? Check out these ten “sexy” Halloween costumes that actually exist.

“Sexy” Scrabble

Good news: You’ll earn a triple word score for “REALLY?” if you wear this.

 

“Sexy” Operation

Forget removing water on the knee, whoever decided this was a great idea for a costume needs to have their head removed from their…well…you get the idea.

“Sexy” Fun Dip

Ugh…so many Lik-A-Stix jokes!

“Sexy” Nemo

Fish are friends, not sexy costumes based on a Pixar character.

 

“Sexy” Fozzie Bear

It’s time to play the music! It’s also time to fire the person that thought this costume was appropriate.

 

“Sexy” Cruella de Vil

Cruella de Vil is actually a great costume idea, but the photo below of a “Sexy” Cruella with a Dalmatian is slightly disturbing, because of that whole making the dogs into a coat thing.

 

“Sexy” Mister Rogers

It’s a beautiful Halloween in the neighborhood. It’s a beautiful Halloween to wear this inappropriate costume! Actually, no it isn’t, neighbor. This is just awful!

 

“Sexy” White Claw

There ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws, except if you’re also wearing this costume.

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“Sexy” Nun

This is definitely awkward, especially if you went to Catholic school.

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“Sexy” Plant-Based Burger

It’s “impossible” to think many vegetarians or vegans would want to wear this.

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Erica Banas is rock/classic rock news blogger who's well versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice.