How to Poo And Not Be Heard
How to poo and be heard. We’ve all been there. While these tips are intended for a boyfriend’s house, I think they apply to any occasion you have you … unload … within earshot of anyone. I’ve been married 20 years and I still don’t let my husband hear me going. That’s gross. I don’t want him to ever think of me in that position or situation. Gross. Also, WARNING: there are some potty words in the video, so please use caution.
Have you ever been in a situation where you had to go to the bathroom – like REALLY had to go – I mean number two – but you’re in a space where you’re sure someone will hear you? Maybe it’s a boyfriend or girlfriend’s house. Maybe it’s a dinner party where the bathroom is connected to the kitchen (I hate those houses). Maybe you’re in the office restroom, doing your thing, and someone comes in and you find yourself stopping everything until they leave.
Whatever the situation is, there is a way around it. From the courtesy flush to the runway, our TikTok girl Siena shared some great tips for how to poo and not be heard, aka going number two without letting anyone know what’s really happening.
Here are Siena’s tips on How to Poo and Not Be Heard
- Run the shower to cover the sound and it gives you time
- Make an excuse to do your hair and run the hair dryer to cover the sound
- Put a piece of toilet paper on the water in the bowl to catch your offering.
Here are some of my favorite suggestions:
- Don’t forget the courtesy flush
- Spray some air freshener or perfume in the bowl before you go (like Poo Pouri) to help cover the scent
- Keep a bottle of essential oils in the bathroom to cover smells
- Don’t use too much paper for the hammock method or you run the risk of clogging the toilet
What Ended Up In Jeff Kurkjian's Pool?
Here’s to hoping everyone had a fun and safe Memorial Day Weekend! Luckily, Jeff Kurkjian’s pool was okay after her was forced to throw something into it, very scary moment. Of course, we had to talk about this on The Andie Summers Show.
NEW YORK, NY – NOVEMBER 01: Nueske’s bacon from Quality Eats on display at the 2016 New York Taste presented by Citi hosted by New York Magazine on November 1, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Brian Ach/Getty Images for New York Magazine)
You Guessed It, Burnt Bacon In Jeff Kurkjian’s Pool!
We had some friends over from my college days. They arrived Thursday night and hung out until Sunday morning. We planned on cooking a very big breakfast for everyone before they go. It was all hands on deck, everyone wanted to help.
Don’t miss me singing about having a great Memorial Day Weekend.
We Had A Lot Of Amazing Plans For The Long Weekend
We hung out in the village of Skippack and enjoyed all that has to offer. Plus, I brought everyone to Creekside Sports Bar and Grill with me for my Anniversary Show Ticket run.
In fact, I actually sang with the Cody Templeton Band and we did a country CLASSIC. See that video here.
Scroll Down To See The Burnt Bacon Photo!
So what happened, someone noticed the bacon was on fire in the oven so they opened it (we learned that was a bad idea) and it (obviously) made the fire much bigger.
I sprung into action after we all decided the best thing was to bring the fiery bacon outside to the pool to cool it down. I mean, that’s why we have a pool, right? In case of these crazy emergencies! Thankfully, nobody got hurt, not items in the kitchen were damaged, the pool is just fine!
The Weekend Was Perfect
Jeff hung out with some amazing XTU Nation members (including our friend Tara) at Creekside Sports Bar and Grill in Limerick!
Jeff And His Wife Just Wanted To Make Some Bacon!
They had some friends over from Jeff’s a cappella days, look how happy every one was the night before the bacon incident!
Let's Take A Look At The Incident Aftermath
At Least Jeff Found Time To Relax
This was BEFORE the bacon episode, if you can’t tell.
