Clam Chowder Popsicles Are Officially A Thing

I came across this article the other day that introduced me to a sight that I may never be able to shake from the dark recesses of my mind....and I've seen all the Sharknado movies!  The Chunky Clam Chowder Popsicle.  The Campbell's headquarters are parked across the Delaware River on the shores of beautiful Camden, New Jersey and I can't imagine there was a meeting where this was thought as a "good idea."  No.  No, this abomination first appeared on the Boston Reddit and has since made its way around the internet.  Well, Boston - you had to come to the Delaware Valley to find an idea this bad - meanwhile, we have a plethora of local options to take your idea and increase that gag reflex.

Here are my suggestions, feel free to add your own!

Cheesesteak on a Stick

Hoagie flavored gelato

South Philly Gravy Water Ice

Scrapple Pudding

Anyone hungry?  Yeah, me neither.

Charlie