5 Believable Excuses to Get Out Of Obligatory Events This Holiday Season
Excuses to Get Out Of Obligatory Events This Holiday Season
Ah, the holidays. The time of year when social obligations seem to multiply faster than your stress levels. Whether it’s your husband’s awkward work party or a family gathering that could be summarized as “everyone pretending to like fruitcake,” sometimes you just need a break. But how do you politely escape without becoming the Grinch of the group? Fear not, because I’ve got five tried-and-true, totally believable excuses to get out of any forced socialization this holiday season. Love, someone who despises forced socialization <3
1. “I Have a Really Tight Deadline I Need to Hit.”
Nothing says “I am an adult with responsibilities” quite like a deadline. Whether you’re working on that important project at work (even if you’re only 25% done) or simply need to finish “binge-watching a show for research,” the “I’m on a deadline” excuse is golden. Who can argue with productivity?
Pro Tip: Just make sure you’re vague about the details. Nobody needs to know you’re really just finishing that Netflix documentary you accidentally started.
2. “I’m Feeling Under the Weather.”
Look, no one wants to hear about your stomach bug or your mild cold, but in the winter months, this excuse practically works like magic. A runny nose or the “I’m just feeling a little off” comment will make anyone reconsider forcing you into any crowded events. And hey, you’ll even sound considerate for not potentially spreading germs around. Classic.
Pro Tip: If you really want to sell it, mention that you’re “being cautious” due to the “high risk of flu this season.” Bonus points if you keep a box of tissues nearby.
3. “I Have Plans With My Dog.”
Now, we all know the true power of this excuse. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is going to question you when you say you’re hanging out with your dog. Even if your dog doesn’t technically have plans, it’s a solid excuse. Whether you’re “walking them” or just “enjoying some cuddle time,” the dog card always works. Plus, how could anyone compete with a dog’s unconditional love?
Pro Tip: You can even text a cute photo of your dog looking extra cuddly to seal the deal.
4. “My Home is a Disaster and I Need to Clean.”
We all know that nothing feels worse than hosting people when your space looks like a disaster zone. So why not turn this into a reason to stay home, pour some wine, and binge-watch holiday movies instead? “I just can’t possibly leave with the house in such disarray” will hit home for anyone who’s ever faced a laundry pile bigger than Mount Everest.
Pro Tip: If you feel like taking it to the next level, casually mention that “the cleaning is going to take hours.” No one will want to argue (or offer to help) with that!
5. “I’m Too Tired to Be Social.”
The classic “I’m just too tired” excuse. We all get it—there are only so many hours in the day, and sometimes, the thought of pretending to be fun at a social event just sounds… exhausting. Whether it’s from holiday shopping, work stress, or just your brain refusing to function, this excuse will be met with understanding nods.
Pro Tip: If you’re feeling bold, try adding, “I just need some me-time to recharge.” They’ll respect your need for self-care.
5 Believable Excuses to Get Out Of Obligatory Events This Holiday Season
There you have it—five foolproof, believable excuses to dodge any unwanted social situations this holiday season. Of course, you might still get some pushback (I mean, Aunt Karen really wants you to come to that party), but with these excuses, you’ll be gracefully bowing out in no time. Now, go ahead, take a nap, cuddle with your dog, or just kick back with some holiday treats in peace. You’ve earned it!
