10 Names That Will Make You Say “Ew”: Most Unattractive Male Names
10 Names That Will Make You Say “Ew.” These are the most unattractive male names… “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would…
While “Idris” did not make the list, his name is unusual.
Emma McIntyre/Getty Images10. Blandon
Yikes. This one is not great. To make matters worse, the name Blandon means "mild" or "bland."
Actor Andre Blandon
9. Norbert
When you look up the name Norbert, you might find St. Norbert. Solid.
You might also find Norbert Wiener, a notable mathematician. That guy has two strikes against him.
Norbert Gyomber of US Salernitana
8. Fenton
I don't know ... Fenton isn't too terrible to me. Fenton is the name of a young man in Shakespeare's "The Merry Wives of Windsor." And then there's Fenton Crackshell, aka GizmoDuck from "Ducktales." If you're looking at Fenton as a last name (or hyphenated last name), Nick Fenton-Wells gives this name a very positive spin.
Nick Fenton-Wells of Bristol Bears
7. Egbert
Hm. Not a great one. Doesn't exactly exude sexiness. It's almost as if Egbert's mom wanted to make sure Egbert never got a date. Even Aloe Blacc recognized he needed a name change from Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III.
Aloe Blacc
6. Dweezil
I mean, really? The only Dweezil I could find is Dweezil Zappa, which is only a nickname. Frank Zappa's son's real name is Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa. Dad called him Dweezil after an oddly shaped toe his mother had. Ew.
Dweezil Zappa
5. Sir
Yeah. I don't think I could get down and dirty while calling my mate "Sir." That's just creepy. And it reminds me of this:
Sir Mix-A-Lot
4. Tuna
No, really! It's a thing. According to Nameberry:
The name Tuna is both a boy's name and a girl's name meaning "Danube river". The Turkish name for the Danube River. Tuna is technically a unisex name in Turkey, yet it is more common among boys.
Tuna Tuitama of Samoa
3. Skidmore
According to Baby Name Guesser, Skidmore is rated at a 4.445 on a scale of 0-6 (0 being extremely rare, 6 being super popular). I don't believe that for a single second! I cannot find a single person whose first name is Skidmore. Thank God! So here is a photo of a politician in England whose last name is Skidmore. It's the best I could do. He is the 9th from the left.
Chris Skidmore - 9th from Left
2. Penrod
Initially, I thought Penrod had some potential. That is until I read that it is a name of German descent and means "famous commander." No one should ever name their child after a famous German commander.
No. No. No.
Getty Royalty Free1. Darold
I personally would not put this name at the top of the worst names list. Just take a look at Darold Williamson. He ran the anchor leg for the men's 4x100 in the 2004 Olympics and won a gold medal. He gives this name street cred.
Darold Williamson
