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Kids (hilariously) Explain How Santa Delivers Gifts #Fabulist

Leave it to kids to come up with these outrageous ways Santa delivers packages on Christmas Eve …

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A survey of 1,500 parents and children conducted by kids Learning company, Osmo shows that kids know Santa comes to every house on Christmas Eve. But the jury is still out on how he gets the gifts in each house. Check these out ...

1 - A Key

Santa uses a special key that unlocks every door in the world.

2 - Chimney

Comes down the chimney

Seriously? How did this not make #1?

3 - Magic

"And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose ..."

4 - Teleporting

According to Wikipedia:

Teleportation is the hypothetical transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them. ... Teleportation is often paired with time travel, being that the travelling between the two points takes an unknown period of time, sometimes being immediate.

5 - Walks through walls

6 - Has a shrink ray.

Duh.

7 - The elves help

8 - Freezes time

9 - Puts everyone in the world to sleep

While creative, that's slightly unnerving ...

10 - Has ‘present stations’ set up in each country

Whoever said this has a bright future.

Andie Summers has been the morning show host on XTU for the past 25 years. She is a two-time CMA Major Market Personality of the Year winner and two-time Gracie Award recipient from the Alliance for Women in Media. As a content creator for XTU, Andie enjoys sharing parenting and travel tips, and loves helping you shop online with Must Haves.