Kids (hilariously) Explain How Santa Delivers Gifts #Fabulist

A survey of 1,500 parents and children conducted by kids Learning company, Osmo shows that kids know Santa comes to every house on Christmas Eve. But the jury is still out on how he gets the gifts in each house. Check these out …

• 1 - A Key

  Santa uses a special key that unlocks every door in the world.

• 2 - Chimney

  Comes down the chimney

  Seriously? How did this not make #1?

   

• 3 - Magic

  “And laying his finger aside of his nose,

  And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose …”

• 4 - Teleporting

  According to Wikipedia:

  Teleportation is the hypothetical transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them. … Teleportation is often paired with time travel, being that the travelling between the two points takes an unknown period of time, sometimes being immediate.

   

• 5 - Walks through walls

• 6 - Has a shrink ray.

  Duh.

• 7 - The elves help

• 8 - Freezes time

• 9 - Puts everyone in the world to sleep

  While creative, that’s slightly unnerving …

• 10 - Has ‘present stations’ set up in each country

  Whoever said this has a bright future.